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16 January 2012 @ 10:14 pm
*snort*  
OMG :D I just found this drabble in a notebook that I'd completely forgotten about - the one I used in DiaCon Alley during the panels and a couple of drabbling sessions. I cannot remember who gave me the completely insane prompt of "Portugal" (it might have been diabolica? /ETA: A-HA, apparently it was little_werewolf! Damn me and my lack of memory), but I got a good laugh out of reading this drabble from July 23rd 2011.

Note that this was written in less than ten minutes has not been edited in any way. :D

"Portugal?" Draco said, looking at the postcard from his mother. "Where the fuck is Portugal?"

Harry gave him a blank stare. "You're joking, right?"

Draco scowled. "No. Why should I need to know where it is? Nothing major has happened there during the entire history of magic."

"Actually," Harry said, "the goblin wars started in Lisbon."

"What's Lisbon got to do with this?"

Harry just looked at him, completely incredulous, for a while before answering. "It's the capital of Portugal."

"Oh," Draco said, still looking slightly perplexed. There is no way he would ever admit to Harry that he'd thought Lisbon was a in Wales. "And anyways, why do you know anything about the goblin wars, didn't you fail miserably in your O.W.L.s?"

"Hermione is the head of the Goblin Liaison Office, you dimwit," Harry replied, rolling his eyes. "There's only so many times you can talk to her without picking up any useless information."

"Oh," Draco repeated, scowling. Portugal. What a useless country.
 
 
 
Moonylittle_werewolf on January 16th, 2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
OMG.. I remember this. And I think that prompt might have been me. XD
Andymornings on January 17th, 2012 05:28 am (UTC)
Haha :D And I think I was as confused as Draco here...
Danae: [HP] Ϟ {Harry} Look at meuntiltimeends on January 16th, 2012 11:47 pm (UTC)
XD This is awesome. :)
Andymornings on January 17th, 2012 05:28 am (UTC)
Thanks :D
Jaeenchanted_jae on January 17th, 2012 03:11 am (UTC)
*giggles*
Andymornings on January 17th, 2012 05:28 am (UTC)
*bounces*
stormtrooper in stilettos: DE Spankingdiabolica on January 17th, 2012 06:08 am (UTC)
HEE!!! I remember this, too! And Portugal sounds like the sort of completely insane prompt I would give, but it probably was little_werewolf. Let's just blame her, kay? ;)
Andymornings on January 17th, 2012 08:50 am (UTC)
Yes, let's. :D I miss drabbling with you guys, it was pretty much all the writing I did in all of 2011!
Andymornings on January 17th, 2012 08:50 am (UTC)
P.S. YOUR ICON OMG.
stormtrooper in stilettos: DE Spankingdiabolica on January 17th, 2012 02:48 pm (UTC)
Same here! I didn't write much at all last year, and the four days we all spent together was probably the most creative time for me all year.

Hee! I love this icon. It's a gossymer creation. I always get compliments on it. ;D